Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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