At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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