Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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