did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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