Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
