I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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