she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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