that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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