where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
