guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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