What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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