Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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