Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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