I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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