Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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