i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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