he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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