Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I would fuck him just for his dog
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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