Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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