he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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