how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
