The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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