You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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