I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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