Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just invented taco cereal.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
