Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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