do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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