We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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