I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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