At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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