Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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