It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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