Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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