Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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