I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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