just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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