great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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