I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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