careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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