you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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