Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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