I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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