So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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