We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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