You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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