The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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