So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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