the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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