Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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