Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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