We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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