My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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