The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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