is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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