i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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