I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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