So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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